Is Cranbury Sauce for real? Exxxotica at the Cranbury Inn?

[guest1000]

oh that's just great, we're losing the "cranbury press" but we're getting "cranbury sauce" to fill in the gap.... is this a legitimate reporting website or am i missing something??? the stories certainly are saucy... the cranbury area mother's club gets sexed up watching male strippers and the cranbury inn will be playing with sex toys at their upcoming exxxotica expo.... do you think everyone in family oriented cranbury should attend?? have they all gone completely insane..... it would be nice if the cranbury inn offered a family night to the town instead of something like that....

[Guest]

guest1000,

Relax.

The articles there are for fun and not real.

[Guest]

Guest1000,
I really hope you are kidding and not serious. It's all in fun, lol

[Guest]

I am looking forward to that night. I plan to bring the kids with me for the family entertainment. We love Hooters because it is a family restaurant. It's about time my kids left the shelter of small town Cranbury. Perhaps some career doors will open that they never thought to explore.



BTW, the Sauce is a joke paper like the Onion. And I can tell you the Inn would nor any other place in town would not host such a meeting.

[guest1000]

thanks guys, this is the first time i looked at that site....

[Elmo]

Dammit! Elmo was looking forward to some hot puppet action. Is that a sock puppet in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

[Guest17]

Who is responsible for the stories on the Sauce?

[Guest]