Parking, barking & cupcakes OH MY

[Puppydog]

Yesterday I was out on my daily adventure.
It all started as I got into my car and drove along Main St. I found a parking spot (which was NEARLY impossible) and got BARKED at by a dog. After I finally got out of my car I went to Teddy's and was offered a CUPCAKE - OH NOOOO a can you believe they offered to sell me a cupcake?? What were they thinking? I was so offended I RAN out of Teddy's and decided to visit the Blue Rooster. I sat down, and Karen started talking to me _ OMG - I am not having a good day - someone was being nice to me? I immediatly got up and figured I would try Cranbury Pizza. They let GIRL SCOUTS STAND OUTSIDE AND SELL COOKIES - they do this without a permit - no way was I going into an establishment that let someone stand outside without a permit... I noticed across the street that there was a sign in cranbury delights - a bagel store? WOW - I hope they have the right licensing for that - I will have to look into that later, but more about my Cranbury adventure. Then I passed Pierre at the cobbler - he waved and I ran - what is wrong with these people in this town being so NICE?? Last place to try - was Hot Wok - can let me tell you - I didnt even go in - the had UNAUTERIZED advertisments on the windows - HOW DARE THEY - I got in my car and headed to MCDONALDS - at least I can get great service from them - I know they do everything by the book! Never again will I support MY town or another small business how dare those people!!

BARK BARK!!