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 Posted: Thu, Jul 2 2009, 8:29 am EDT Post subject: PRESS RELEASE: Suspicious Activity |
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DATE: 07/01/2009
SUBJECT: Suspicious Activity
SUBMITTED BY: Chief Edward L. Kahler III
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A male and female driving a blue, possibly a greenish blue sport utility vehicle approached a Plainsboro Road resident and asked if the homeowner was selling hamsters. The same pair reportedly asked a homeowner on Maplewood Avenue if they knew of any local eateries.
Although such activity may seem innocent at the time, please contact the police department
immediately. It is common for burglars to knock on the door to see if anyone is home.
Thank you for your cooperation.
http://www.cranburytownship.org/crimealert_070109.pdf |
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| Posted: Thu, Jul 2 2009, 9:34 am EDT Post subject: Re: PRESS RELEASE: Suspicious Activity |
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Hamsters???? Could they not think of a better animal to ask about??? Puppies??? Cats???
uh oh now we may have a hamster tax. |
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| Posted: Thu, Jul 2 2009, 9:43 am EDT Post subject: Re: PRESS RELEASE: Suspicious Activity |
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| Guest wrote: | Hamsters???? Could they not think of a better animal to ask about??? Puppies??? Cats???
uh oh now we may have a hamster tax. |
No hamster tax please! I have two cute ones at home.
Seriously, a better approach is to pretend you work for a religious group trying to covert people to their faith, or a survey taking company asking for opinions. But I doubt that these folks are that sophisticated. |
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publius
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| Posted: Thu, Jul 2 2009, 10:54 am EDT Post subject: Re: PRESS RELEASE: Suspicious Activity |
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hahahahahahaha...........
Hamster tax.
Can you call it a gerbil and use that as a loophole? |
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| Posted: Thu, Jul 2 2009, 4:16 pm EDT Post subject: Re: PRESS RELEASE: Suspicious Activity |
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| Elmo says sorry. Elmo was looking for his escaped hampster with friend Cookie Monster. Then Cookie got hungry so we asked about local restaurants. Sorry about our disguises, too, but even muppets have to worry about paparazzi. |
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